Helpdesk Q & A

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one…

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Helpdesk: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Customer: I have problems printing in red…
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah………………..Thank you.

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: Okay.
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there’s another one here. Ah…that one does work!

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A customer couldn’t get on the Internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

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Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?